Welcome to the Department of Artistic Communications – Avian Division (Unofficial, Obviously)
Got something to say? A burning idea, a bizarre commission, an inquiry for a socially engaged artist, speaker, or creative mischief-maker? Or maybe you just need to confess something you once screamed into a croissant. Whatever it is, this is your moment.
I used to accept messages via smoke signals, carrier pigeons, or full-body interpretive dance… but apparently that’s “not professional.” (Boring, right?) So now there’s a form—simple, digital, and blissfully free of feathers.
If your local sky courier is on annual leave, molting, or spiraling into existential dread, don’t panic. This form gets your message straight to my mildly chaotic brain, no beak required.
Just fill it in. Hit send. Then, for your own amusement, stand outside and solemnly whisper: “The pigeon has landed.” Trust me, it helps.
glide Into
My Inbox
(No Pigeons Required… but they’re welcome)
Feel free to reach out using our Jetpack contact form, and we’ll get back to you as soon as possible. Your feedback is important to us!
Or subscribe to my newsletter which is very sporadic and unpredictable! It sometimes turns up via the snail post or in your email. That’s if it actually turns up at all. But hey, you’ve got nothing to lose by signing up. You never know, you might get one or two a year if I can be infused to write them.
